Ho shi heres one for ya

10 things that make real fishermen

10. You have more fish on your wall than pictures.
9. You're raising minnows in your bathtub as fish bait.
8. Your wife has earrings that you use as fishing lures.
7. You've combed your hair with a fish scaler because you were in a hurry to get to the steak place.
6. You video tape fishing shows and swear its educational.
5. You recieved a tube of crickets as a wedding present, and an ugly stik for your birthday.
4. You keep bait in your refrigerater because you think it stays fresh longer.
3. Your boat is worth more then your house, and truck combined.
2. You've used your fishing license as a form of I.D when buying ciggerrettes,and beer.
1. YOU HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S FISH.