Topic: Random Thought of the Day (Read 33219 times)

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **on:** December 05, 2009, 07:47:56 AM »

I'm going to post one of these everyday. Some will be out of my crazy noggin, and some will be off the internets. A good sense, or even a lil sense of humor will take you a long way, and maybe help with giving you a little chuckle once in a while.

Random Thought:

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why the never find him? It doesnt say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.

See, thats pretty random, and when I read that this morning, I laughed my azz off.

bassn1 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:47:14 AM »

Have one of my own. Seems like the right thread to place it.

You are the only one who can use your ability. It is an awesome responsibility.

muddy man · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:13:39 AM »

My random thought last night:
If sour cream, is by definiton SOUR, why do they put dates on the container, what is it gonna get un-sour on that date, kept me up most of the night

iClass · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »

If they have "look a size larger" lingere' for women, why don't they make the same thing for men in briefs?

muddy man · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:16:49 AM »

Quote from: iClass on December 05, 2009, 10:09:26 AM

If they have "look a size larger" lingere' for women, why don't they make the same thing for men in briefs?

Because they make magnifying eye glasses for the females, so it would be redundant!

-Joe- · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:49:43 AM »

Here's mine:

Why do they have braille on drive-up ATM machines? $:-\$

Joe

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:53:59 AM »

Quote from: -Joe- on December 05, 2009, 10:49:43 AM

Here's mine:

Why do they have braille on drive-up ATM machines? $:-\$

Joe

I have wondered this for years.

muddy man · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:33:42 AM »

What really happens if you rip the label off the bed that says " Do not remove under penalty of law

BamaCoast · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:35:15 PM »

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."

-Bryan- · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2009, 02:32:00 PM »

What about McDonalds sign on the drive through that reads "Braille and picture menu's available upon request"?

Ok, does that mean that if you are illiterate and driving a blind person around you are going to starve to death?

muddy man · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2009, 02:46:28 PM »

If I go fishing the day before I planned , then would I not have to hear: You Should Have Been here YESTERDAY?

Camden · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2009, 04:49:12 PM »

Quote from: muddy man on December 05, 2009, 11:33:42 AM

What really happens if you rip the label off the bed that says " Do not remove under penalty of law

i Work in furniture and guess what happens. NOTHING. but if you take it off and lose it then you have no warranty for your bed.

Heres my thought
"If common sense was so common shouldnt everyone have it?"

OCBassman · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2009, 07:28:06 PM »

Ok heres mine.....

If mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...A kid-ll eat ivy too wouldn't you???

Ok everybody sing it....

muddy man · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:09:28 PM »

Quote from: mohunter82 on December 05, 2009, 04:49:12 PM

i Work in furniture and guess what happens. NOTHING. but if you take it off and lose it then you have no warranty for your bed.

Heres my thought
"If common sense was so common shouldnt everyone have it?"

NO S%^#T!!!!!! It was a joke

Camden · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:58:03 PM »

Quote from: muddy man on December 05, 2009, 08:09:28 PM

NO S%^#T!!!!!! It was a joke

Yea I know it was a joke. what isnt a joke is we actually have people that still think something will happen if they do.

bassn1 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:45:59 AM »

Sunday 12/06/09

Good planning, carefully executed, is often mistaken by others as pure luck.

muddy man · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:51:24 AM »

On the other hand ;good luck is often mistaken for good planning and execution

bassn1 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »

“Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember - the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you.”

muddy man · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:29:28 PM »

For me sucess is waking up, thanking God for another day, putting my pants on and teeth in and I am in!

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2009, 02:59:03 PM »

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Izzy E. · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:53:10 PM »

O.k, I'm lost here

Why can Goofy Talk but Pluto can't?

muddy man · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:17:59 AM »

How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work???

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:37:20 AM »

You ever notice that grasshoppers all look the same, how do they tell each other apart?

iClass · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:55:11 AM »

Did you walk to school or carry your books?

pawpaw · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:16:02 AM »

Why do NFL quaterbacks take off their helmets and put on a cap when they are on the sidelines ?

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