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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #200 on: January 23, 2010, 01:11:01 PM »

In weightlifting, I dont think sudden uncontrolled urination should disqualify you.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #201 on: January 23, 2010, 06:38:53 PM »


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #202 on: January 23, 2010, 09:02:47 PM »

Why are Tarzan and Cheetah so close?

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #203 on: January 23, 2010, 09:53:01 PM »

Why are Tarzan and Cheetah so close?


Why were Michael Jackson and Bubbles so close?

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #204 on: January 23, 2010, 10:09:38 PM »

What is scary is when you here someone say they blow bubbles when they take a bath.... :shocking: :shocking: ~shhh ~shhh ~roflmao

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #205 on: January 23, 2010, 10:18:20 PM »

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #206 on: January 24, 2010, 08:40:07 AM »

Who is on the Thousand Dollar Bill?  Have you ever seen one?

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #207 on: January 24, 2010, 10:42:22 AM »

Who is on the Thousand Dollar Bill?  Have you ever seen one?


President Barack Obama  :-*
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #208 on: January 24, 2010, 12:34:30 PM »

He who drinks before he drives puts the quart before the hearse.  PoPo
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #209 on: January 24, 2010, 01:34:15 PM »


President Barack Obama  :-*

No, your mistaken...He is on the TRILLION DOLLAR TREASURY NOTE   ~rant   ~xyz  ~rant

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #210 on: January 24, 2010, 06:33:10 PM »

I need to stop procrastinating but I keep putting it off.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #211 on: January 24, 2010, 07:04:07 PM »

No, your mistaken...He is on the TRILLION DOLLAR TREASURY NOTE   ~rant   ~xyz  ~rant

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 ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #212 on: January 24, 2010, 07:05:35 PM »


If people evolved from apes,Why are there still apes?
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #213 on: January 24, 2010, 09:47:39 PM »

Football.  If there is a fumble...Fall on the ball on the ground, don't try and be a hero and pick it up and run.  Saints would have beaten the Vikings without OT if they hadn't tried to showboat on the defense.  Where else can you fumble the ball, kick it for ten yards, fall on it and still get a first down?!?!

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #214 on: January 24, 2010, 09:55:14 PM »

Things are only as bad as they seem.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #215 on: January 26, 2010, 10:18:53 AM »

why is it you can take your pooch for a walk and they don't go potty and as soon as you get home they come inside and pee on the carpet right by the front door...Steve
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #216 on: January 26, 2010, 10:25:30 AM »

If people evolved from apes,Why are there still apes?

I think maybe apes evolved from people.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #217 on: January 26, 2010, 10:27:21 AM »

 lo lo lo pawpaw...Steve
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #218 on: January 26, 2010, 10:29:34 AM »

I think maybe apes evolved from people.

Ain't that the truth....... ;D ;D
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #219 on: January 26, 2010, 12:39:05 PM »

Dont wait for your ship to come in...swim out to it.
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #220 on: January 26, 2010, 09:46:03 PM »

When my ship comes in I will probably be at the airport

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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #221 on: January 26, 2010, 10:15:15 PM »

Every time I make my mark somebody paints the wall.
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« Reply #222 on: January 27, 2010, 12:36:36 PM »

My ship sank off the coath of some caribbean island about 150 years ago...Steve
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Re: Random Thought of the Day
« Reply #223 on: January 27, 2010, 05:31:46 PM »

Hey steve, give me the coordinates and I can dive it for you!!! :-* :-*

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« Reply #224 on: January 28, 2010, 11:01:03 AM »

Pink mist....is a beautiful thing.
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