Topic: Random Thought of the Day (Read 33273 times)

Athena · « **Reply #275 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:56:46 PM »

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

bassn1 · « **Reply #276 on:** February 20, 2010, 05:11:03 PM »

You can have everything you want in life, If you'll help enough other prople get what they want.

iClass · « **Reply #277 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:26:15 AM »

The U.S. Govt's new American dream:

Work hard, scrap, struggle, climb your way up, finally become successful.

Everyone else sit at home, make babies, not work, drink, do drugs, and complain how unfair it is that they don't have a nice car to drive or a home of their own ... You pay for the babies, new car, new home, and probably the drugs and alcohol.

Grrrrr. Okay I am done now.

bassn1 · « **Reply #278 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:21:38 AM »

"You have to trust in something: your gut, destiny,
life, karma, GOD, whatever. This approach has never let
me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."

bassindude · « **Reply #279 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:08:51 PM »

When flying on an airplane, why do they seat the front of the plane first? Is it suppose to be some kind of benefit to be in first class, so you can sniff the a$$ of all the passengers seated behind you when they stand 10 inches from your face, while waiting in line to get to their seat.

-Steve- · « **Reply #280 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:23:42 PM »

Good point Bassindude...

...Steve

bassn1 · « **Reply #281 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:46:04 PM »

Always thought it was basswards.

-Steve- · « **Reply #282 on:** March 03, 2010, 07:51:41 AM »

Life is a wonderful thing. However, reality is like a bowl of cherries, full of pits...Steve

iClass · « **Reply #283 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:22:32 AM »

Ya know, It's hard to remember you're there to drain the swamp when you're up to your neck in Alligators!!!

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #284 on:** March 08, 2010, 11:48:04 AM »

In the end we're just chalk lines on the concret, drawn to be washed away - Five Finger Death Punch

bowfin48 · « **Reply #285 on:** March 08, 2010, 05:57:42 PM »

If a sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass, then why is aram in the ass a goose?

tim4081 · « **Reply #286 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:18:58 PM »

Ever wonder why if Wal Mart lowers prices everyday nothing ends up being free?

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #287 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:27:02 PM »

Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. "Draw," said the stranger. Carl went for his gun. But then, "Hey, where did all these angels come from?"

shlomo · « **Reply #288 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:52:34 PM »

Quote from: tim4081 on March 08, 2010, 08:18:58 PM

Ever wonder why if Wal Mart lowers prices everyday nothing ends up being free?

Holy Cow! I never thought of that before...

iClass · « **Reply #289 on:** March 09, 2010, 07:38:28 PM »

Some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love.........

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #290 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:09:09 AM »

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, i just want throw my head back and gargle. Gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

bigbear2010 · « **Reply #291 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:11:10 AM »

if all i wanna do is fish, why is it all i do is work? $:-\$

lhcbassman · « **Reply #292 on:** April 10, 2010, 07:29:17 AM »

i feel for you bigbear

bassn1 · « **Reply #293 on:** April 10, 2010, 07:51:20 AM »

"Never let yesterday use up too much of today."

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #294 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:37:36 AM »

UB works again at work now, saweet, so I'm back to keep this thread going.

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

Camden · « **Reply #295 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:52:45 AM »

glad to have ya back man

and aint the kid one the truth.

Lawguy513 · « **Reply #296 on:** July 14, 2010, 04:40:01 PM »

Where ever you go, there you are...

bassindude · « **Reply #297 on:** July 14, 2010, 09:28:20 PM »

Glad you're back upside down brent, I missed this thread.

ʇuǝɹq™ · « **Reply #298 on:** July 15, 2010, 08:05:04 AM »

Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions", and if you got a different "impression", so what, cant we all be brothers?

Ron Fogelson · « **Reply #299 on:** July 15, 2010, 05:44:36 PM »

Quote from: ʇuǝɹq™ on July 14, 2010, 11:37:36 AM

UB works again at work now, saweet, so I'm back to keep this thread going.

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

Your stupid

When are you going to get to play poker with us again?

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