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I thought is was funny
« on: May 19, 2017, 08:04:12 AM »

My online collection of strange things include a fairly significant library of sound effects.  From time to time I just open the file and listen to a few of them for no particular reason.  I mention this only to set up the following story.

She who shall be obeyed has a significant back issue.  Each day I apply a lidocaine patch to her lower back.  Each morning she will hike up her night gown and back up to me so I can apply this patch.  Today I was messing with the sound effects when this took place.  So.......As she backed up to me, while hiking up her gown, I clicked on an effect of a truck back up signal.

I don't know how your wife would take this but mine did not appreciate the sound.  As they say  It ain't gonna be a good day Tater.

 ~roflmao
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2017, 08:44:09 AM »

Lol now that's funny

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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2017, 08:45:20 AM »

That is funny  ~c~, but I don't think mine would take it very good either.  Let's just say this, I'm not goin try it :-\
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2017, 09:10:21 AM »

 ~rant
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2017, 09:18:31 AM »

Smooth 😉

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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2017, 09:24:02 AM »

You ain't rite in the head Bud!  Funny as hell, but just ain't rite  ~roflmao  ~roflmao
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2017, 09:29:24 AM »

I guess I am a bit twisted in the humor category.  I am already paying the price with a list of Honey Do's for today.    lo
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2017, 10:04:16 AM »

I guess I am a bit twisted in the humor category.  I am already paying the price with a list of Honey Do's for today.    lo

You've been doing this marriage thing long enough to know that you deserve the honey do's.

You've also been doing it long enough to know that some things are just worth the punishment!! lo
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Re: I thought is was funny
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2017, 02:33:41 PM »

Too funny, although I know she did not appreciate the humor or the thought that you put into it.

Good luck with the punishment,  I mean the honey dog's.



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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2017, 02:34:13 PM »

Do's

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