Your Next Chris

[Lipripper]

OK cport just because I"m on my fishing trip don'[t think your going to slip under my radar  Congratulation on flipping your over again.  thanks for all you do around here and for being a member and joking around with us. Now on to the next set of numbers.

[SFL BassHunter]

Lip I was wondering if you were going to catch it lol!

Good job CPort keep the posts coming, keep the jokes flowing, and even though LMG and I blame you for several purchases, it's all in good fun!


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[Capt. BassinLou]

Congrats Chris!!

[analfisherman]

BIG FISH, BIG/GREAT POSTS, SUPER INPUT, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, KNOWLEDGE THAT GOES BEYOND WORDS, WILLINGNESS TO KEEP THE MONKEY BUSY .............

JOB WELL DONE AND CONGRATS YOUNG FELLA!!!! 

[cport]

BIG FISH, BIG/GREAT POSTS, SUPER INPUT, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, KNOWLEDGE THAT GOES BEYOND WORDS, WILLINGNESS TO KEEP THE MONKEY BUSY .............

JOB WELL DONE AND CONGRATS YOUNF FELLA!!!! 

That was a paid announcement from the Friends of cport PAC  

Thanks for the kind words Joe, and thanks UB for providing a forum where this opinionated goofy bass angler can have some fun.

[Mike Cork]

Have fun? I hear learning from folks like you catching giant bass

[Smallie_Stalker]

Congrats Chris!!!    I enjoy reading your posts. I never know what you're going to say and that's the fun. 

[BarryFL]

Spend two days on the boat with him and you'd wish he'd shut up.

-Barry-

[cport]

Spend two days on the boat with him and you'd wish he'd shut up.

-Barry-

Anything more than two syllable words to a Crimson Tide fan is talking too much 

[BarryFL]

True but beside the point.

-Barry-

[Smallie_Stalker]

Spend two days on the boat with him and you'd wish he'd shut up.

-Barry-

There's no possible way he could talk more than my wife does. 

[BarryFL]

He doesn't really, I was just busting his balls. Chris is a great fishing partner but he has no stamina. I hope he works out before this year's classic.  LOL!

-Barry-

[FloridaFishinFool]

No stamina Chris??? Say it isn't so! Hmmmmm... I could use this to my advantage next time Chris!

Congrats on the post numbers! Now if only the fish could be in those same numbers too!

[cport]

No stamina Chris??? Say it isn't so! Hmmmmm... I could use this to my advantage next time Chris!

Congrats on the post numbers! Now if only the fish could be in those same numbers too!

I hadn't been out on an all day trip in awhile, and it was HOT! I kept getting cramps that required me to stretch out on the back of the boat; I think that is what Barry was referring to. For some reason, when the fish were biting, the cramps magically disappeared...

[SFL BassHunter]

I hadn't been out on an all day trip in awhile, and it was HOT! I kept getting cramps that required me to stretch out on the back of the boat; I think that is what Barry was referring to. For some reason, when the fish were biting, the cramps magically disappeared...

It's the other way around. The cramps come, and the bass can smell it. They know you're in a weekend state so they start biting. Like when you aren't paying attention, go to pull up your pants, or scratch your head, or back. Suddenly they wanna bite.

[Smallie_Stalker]

It's the other way around. The cramps come, and the bass can smell it. They know you're in a weekend state so they start biting. Like when you aren't paying attention, go to pull up your pants, or scratch your head, or back. Suddenly they wanna bite.

So, you fish with your pants pulled down often?  No live bait allowed.