Topic: Fishing Laws (Read 2184 times)

Dug · « **on:** July 29, 2009, 09:40:15 AM »

Thought you might enjoy these:

In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless your target is a whale.

Idaho residents cannot fish from a giraffe’s or camel’s back.

It is illegal in Ohio to get a fish drunk. Also in this state do not go fishing for whales on a Sunday, It’s a no, no.

Don’t get caught catching crabs in Sarasota, Florida.

In Oklahoma and Seattle, Washington it is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a public bus because the sound of the splashing water may disturb other passengers.

It is illegal to catch a fish in Kansas with your bare hands.

You may not catch a fish in Pennsylvania with any body part except your mouth. Also dynamite cannot be used to catch fish.

Tennessee law says it is illegal to catch fish by lasso. (Too bad, it would make it so much easier to carry them back to the trailer park).

It’s illegal to fish from horseback in Utah.

In Muncie, Indiana it’s a crime to carry fishing tackle into a cemetery.

It is illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater. (Not to mention pointless, stupid and down right impossible).

Montana It’s illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is also against the law for a man to knit during fishing season. This one is not fish related but definitely worth a mention… It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (There go my Saturday night plans).

Across the pond

Scotland- You cannot fish at all on Sundays.

Liverpool, England- It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. ( I personally like tropical fish stores)

Dug

Bassinkorea · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:53:54 AM »

Liverpool is a great city, with great tropical fish stores

Jared LeBlue · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:59:41 AM »

I could see where most the customers in the tropical fish stores would be men.

I know I would go visit them daily.

NateG · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:42:09 PM »

are these for real?

Dug · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:51:46 PM »

Believe it or not they are.
A couple more
Chicago laws
It's illegal for a chicagoan to fish in pajamas.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

If you want to look through the dumb laws in your state.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states

Dug

aweiser743 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:20:27 PM »

I think you missread the one about fishing with your mouth in PA it actually states you must catch the fish in the mouth.

Bane · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:34:46 PM »

after randomly clicking through the website...

Kansas
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

If two trains
meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. - I still cant figure out how to get past that one lol.

kevin dye · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:21:38 AM »

Quote from: Dug on July 29, 2009, 09:40:15 AM

Thought you might enjoy these:

In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless your target is a whale.

Idaho residents cannot fish from a giraffe’s or camel’s back.

It is illegal in Ohio to get a fish drunk. Also in this state do not go fishing for whales on a Sunday, It’s a no, no.

Don’t get caught catching crabs in Sarasota, Florida.

In Oklahoma and Seattle, Washington it is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a public bus because the sound of the splashing water may disturb other passengers.

It is illegal to catch a fish in Kansas with your bare hands.

You may not catch a fish in Pennsylvania with any body part except your mouth. Also dynamite cannot be used to catch fish.

Tennessee law says it is illegal to catch fish by lasso. (Too bad, it would make it so much easier to carry them back to the trailer park).

It’s illegal to fish from horseback in Utah.

In Muncie, Indiana it’s a crime to carry fishing tackle into a cemetery.

It is illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater. (Not to mention pointless, stupid and down right impossible).

Montana It’s illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is also against the law for a man to knit during fishing season. This one is not fish related but definitely worth a mention… It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (There go my Saturday night plans).

Across the pond

Scotland- You cannot fish at all on Sundays.

Liverpool, England- It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. ( I personally like tropical fish stores)

Dug

That is the funniest thing i've ever heard. I'm glad I live in SC. It should be against the law to live here if your not atleast 1/2 to 3/4 redneck !!!

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Laurie Cork Ph. (318)347-7380 You can Email Me Here Mike Cork Ph. (318)560-9827 UB Cafe Press	« previous next » Pages: [1] Go Down Print Author Topic: Fishing Laws (Read 2184 times) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. Dug Moderator Location: Bloomington, il Offline Gender: Posts: 9,217 there are actually more than 2 sides to a coin Fishing Laws « on: July 29, 2009, 09:40:15 AM » Thought you might enjoy these: In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless your target is a whale. Idaho residents cannot fish from a giraffe’s or camel’s back. It is illegal in Ohio to get a fish drunk. Also in this state do not go fishing for whales on a Sunday, It’s a no, no. Don’t get caught catching crabs in Sarasota, Florida. In Oklahoma and Seattle, Washington it is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a public bus because the sound of the splashing water may disturb other passengers. It is illegal to catch a fish in Kansas with your bare hands. You may not catch a fish in Pennsylvania with any body part except your mouth. Also dynamite cannot be used to catch fish. Tennessee law says it is illegal to catch fish by lasso. (Too bad, it would make it so much easier to carry them back to the trailer park). It’s illegal to fish from horseback in Utah. In Muncie, Indiana it’s a crime to carry fishing tackle into a cemetery. It is illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater. (Not to mention pointless, stupid and down right impossible). Montana It’s illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is also against the law for a man to knit during fishing season. This one is not fish related but definitely worth a mention… It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (There go my Saturday night plans). Across the pond Scotland- You cannot fish at all on Sundays. Liverpool, England- It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. ( I personally like tropical fish stores) Dug Logged In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. Bloomington, IL Bassinkorea UB Nightshift LM Community Diplomat Location: South Korea Offline Gender: Posts: 23,747 Born to fish .... Forced to work Re: Fishing Laws « Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 09:53:54 AM » Liverpool is a great city, with great tropical fish stores Logged SureCatch Korea Prostaff Bassin'Korea Blog Jared LeBlue Charter Member Location: Lock Jaw Country, La. Offline Gender: Posts: 9,085 LJBC 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011,& 2012 UBCS Champions Re: Fishing Laws « Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 09:59:41 AM » I could see where most the customers in the tropical fish stores would be men. I know I would go visit them daily. Logged S.W.A.G. 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Bloomington, IL aweiser743 Smallmouth Location: PA Offline Gender: Posts: 118 Re: Fishing Laws « Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:20:27 PM » I think you missread the one about fishing with your mouth in PA it actually states you must catch the fish in the mouth. Logged Bane Largemouth Location: Severn, MD Offline Gender: Posts: 718 Re: Fishing Laws « Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 11:34:46 PM » after randomly clicking through the website... Kansas Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. - I still cant figure out how to get past that one lol. Logged kevin dye Charter Member Location: seneca, SC. Offline Gender: Posts: 428 Any day is a good day to fish!!! Re: Fishing Laws « Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 05:21:38 AM » Quote from: Dug on July 29, 2009, 09:40:15 AM Thought you might enjoy these: In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless your target is a whale. Idaho residents cannot fish from a giraffe’s or camel’s back. It is illegal in Ohio to get a fish drunk. Also in this state do not go fishing for whales on a Sunday, It’s a no, no. Don’t get caught catching crabs in Sarasota, Florida. In Oklahoma and Seattle, Washington it is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a public bus because the sound of the splashing water may disturb other passengers. It is illegal to catch a fish in Kansas with your bare hands. You may not catch a fish in Pennsylvania with any body part except your mouth. Also dynamite cannot be used to catch fish. Tennessee law says it is illegal to catch fish by lasso. (Too bad, it would make it so much easier to carry them back to the trailer park). It’s illegal to fish from horseback in Utah. In Muncie, Indiana it’s a crime to carry fishing tackle into a cemetery. It is illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater. (Not to mention pointless, stupid and down right impossible). Montana It’s illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is also against the law for a man to knit during fishing season. This one is not fish related but definitely worth a mention… It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (There go my Saturday night plans). Across the pond Scotland- You cannot fish at all on Sundays. Liverpool, England- It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. ( I personally like tropical fish stores) Dug That is the funniest thing i've ever heard. I'm glad I live in SC. It should be against the law to live here if your not atleast 1/2 to 3/4 redneck !!! 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