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Title: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on December 16, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
It getting that time to start talking smack so lets get rolling. Here's one for the TCTC group.
Find your Role Model
This Math Test
Can Predict Your
Role Model...
Try it without looking
at the Answer.!

Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9
Then Use that no. and Multiply by 3.
Then Add 3, then Again Multiply with 3
You'll get a 2 digit no. or a Three digit.
Add the digits together and you have a single No.

Now Scroll down...................


Now with that Number
See Who Your ROLE MODEL is from the List below :

Scroll down






















1.    Einstein
2.    Nelson Mandela
3.    Jacob Zuma   
4.    Tom Cruise
5.    Bill Gates
6.    Gandhi
7.    Brad Pitt   
8.    Hitler 
9.    LOCK JAW
10.  Barack Obama 
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on December 16, 2008, 01:27:46 PM
LOL! That just ain't right!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on December 16, 2008, 02:02:14 PM
Based on the other options, I'd have to take Lock Jaw anyways! ~b~ ~xyz ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on December 16, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
I came out with tom cruise ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao

Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on December 17, 2008, 07:31:21 AM
Quote from: Jared on December 16, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
I came out with tom cruise ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao



Well dats a LA edjamacation for ya.   ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on December 17, 2008, 08:47:17 AM
Quote from: Jared on December 16, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
I came out with tom cruise ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao



Why am I not surprised? I put a simple math problem on the board and TCTC can't even get that right. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on December 17, 2008, 08:58:54 AM
Quote from: Rattle on December 17, 2008, 08:47:17 AM
Why am I not surprised? I put a simple math problem on the board and TCTC can't even get that right. ~roflmao


OK fun is fun but please do not lump us all with Jared ~b~ lo lo lo lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on December 17, 2008, 09:17:48 AM
Quote from: papa on December 17, 2008, 08:58:54 AM

OK fun is fun but please do not lump us all with Jared ~b~ lo lo lo lo lo

Ok  ~roflmao

Papa I know you knew the answer before you even did the equation. You've always been a fan of LOCK JAW.  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on December 17, 2008, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Russ178V on December 17, 2008, 07:31:21 AM
Well dats a LA edjamacation for ya.   ~roflmao

Nope just DeSoto Parish for ya. Just kidding. That was a good joke Rattle but what's going to be even better is when us real fisherman(TCTC ~bb) bring in bags that even you can't add up! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on December 18, 2008, 07:42:53 AM
Breakin the scales   ~gf
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Wildcat26 on December 18, 2008, 07:55:43 AM
You plan on breaking the scales! Well I guess you do have a couple of members that could sit on the scales and break them.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 19, 2008, 05:13:38 PM
Watch out!!!  I am going to make it to weigh in this time.  ~bb ~bb ~bb ~bb
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 20, 2008, 08:27:14 AM
Quote from: -Shawn- on December 19, 2008, 05:13:38 PM
Watch out!!!  I am going to make it to weigh in this time.  ~bb ~bb ~bb ~bb


~c~  That would be great!    lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 20, 2008, 08:39:14 AM
The good thing about it is now we will actually be closer to the areas we were fishing.  lo  I am really looking forward to the shootout this year. Now I have a little better Idea of what I am looking for on that lake.  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 20, 2008, 08:45:58 AM
Cool, I'm going to follow you or Russ.    lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 20, 2008, 08:57:53 AM
Just be sure you aren't following me when it's weigh in time.  lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 20, 2008, 12:39:31 PM
Quote from: -Shawn- on December 20, 2008, 08:57:53 AM
Just be sure you aren't following me when it's weigh in time.  lo

Ok I'll follow you out & you goys follow me back!   :-*                lo ~roflmao lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 20, 2008, 12:46:04 PM
That might be a good idea!  :-* lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: wvbassangler on December 20, 2008, 02:17:24 PM
I have had a few day's with lock jaw he is not fishing with me this year
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on December 22, 2008, 09:22:40 AM
If you're going to follow me, you better have a full tank of fuel. I'll be running north.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 22, 2008, 09:30:33 AM
Fogy is going to have a problem following both of us because I will be running south.  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 22, 2008, 02:05:04 PM
Quote from: Russ178V on December 22, 2008, 09:22:40 AM
If you're going to follow me, you better have a full tank of fuel. I'll be running north.

Were are launching north, where are you going to run to?
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on December 22, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Fogy that really Isn't north,  just north of where we launched last year.

Russ is going NORTH ;D and it is a good run from the state park, he better have that new legend, he does not want to make that run in his present boat. Hopefull someone will be wise and make trailering OK
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on December 22, 2008, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: papa on December 22, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Fogy that really Isn't north,  just north of where we launched last year.

Russ is going NORTH ;D and it is a good run from the state park, he better have that new legend, he does not want to make that run in his present boat. Hopefull someone will be wise and make trailering OK

He already sold it Papa!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 22, 2008, 08:10:22 PM
Quote from: papa on December 22, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Fogy that really Isn't north,  just north of where we launched last year.

Oh  :embarassed:

Quote from: papa on December 22, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Russ is going NORTH ;D and it is a good run from the state park, he better have that new legend, he does not want to make that run in his present boat. Hopefull someone will be wise and make trailering OK

He no longer has a present boat so the legend better be ready or it will be a hell of a swim   ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 22, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
with the way this weather has been going it might be a cold swim too!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on December 22, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
Well I am going to miss fishing with ya'll down there this year but If I want to stay married I have to go on a 41st wedding anniversary trip with the Boss.
But if trailering is allowed I will be glad to run down earlier with any of the TCTC  guys and do a little pre-fishing up NORTH ~sun

I know Rattle that does not seem loyal to my friends in Lockjaw but I have to remain loyal to my TCTC buddies. ~beer~
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on December 23, 2008, 07:28:30 AM
Quote from: papa on December 22, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
Well I am going to miss fishing with ya'll down there this year but If I want to stay married I have to go on a 41st wedding anniversary trip with the Boss.
But if trailering is allowed I will be glad to run down earlier with any of the TCTC  guys and do a little pre-fishing up NORTH ~sun

I hate to hear you won't make it but I totally understand you have got to keep priorities straight Papa ;D!

Might have to take you up on the prefishing offer ;)!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on December 23, 2008, 08:26:52 AM
Quote from: papa on December 22, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
Well I am going to miss fishing with ya'll down there this year but If I want to stay married I have to go on a 41st wedding anniversary trip with the Boss.
But if trailering is allowed I will be glad to run down earlier with any of the TCTC  guys and do a little pre-fishing up NORTH ~sun

I know Rattle that does not seem loyal to my friends in Lockjaw but I have to remain loyal to my TCTC buddies. ~beer~

Ima have to call her TODAY! Yall can do that little trip a week early! You aint missing this.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on December 23, 2008, 08:28:20 AM
Quote from: Fogy on December 22, 2008, 02:05:04 PM
Were are launching north, where are you going to run to?

Dang Fogy ...theres another 40 miles of water north of there.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 23, 2008, 01:43:54 PM
Quote from: Chris on December 23, 2008, 08:28:20 AM
Dang Fogy ...theres another 40 miles of water north of there.

Oh, so we are fishing center bend?   lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on December 23, 2008, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Fogy on December 23, 2008, 01:43:54 PM
Oh, so we are fishing center bend?   lo
lo  lo
Well,I was being a little bit of a wise ass but theres quite a bit of water north.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on December 23, 2008, 08:13:16 PM
Fogy it is north of the center of the lake but like Chris said there is a bunch of water north of the State park, probably 40,000 acre of water. I have never ran that but if Russ is going where I think he is I just hope trailering is allowed cause it is a long run.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on December 23, 2008, 09:11:31 PM
Where we are camping is considered North Toledo Bend but really it is mid lake  more than North. We are just starting to get North where we are at. I hope yall are running way North. It will be nice to beat yall and have yall waste all that gas. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on December 24, 2008, 04:11:53 AM
Thanks Chris and Papa.  All my fault here but the only times I've fished the Bend has been for shootouts   :embarassed:

In any case I'm sure trailering will be allowed; we have been able to do each time on the bend in the past.  :-*
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 24, 2008, 09:03:19 AM
I was running 20 mi last year to my farthest spot.  This year I think it will only be 15 but just depends on what the water temps are and what stage the spwn is in.   ~gf
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on December 24, 2008, 09:54:13 AM
Shawn thats right ....Im hoping it isnt too late for San Miguel at that point. Its where I grew up and where I want to be during the Shootout ..I will be extremely disappointed if we have to fish further south.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on December 24, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
Chris with this crazy cold weather we are having this year who knows.  I running north last year to find fish that were far enough post spawn that they would cooperate.  But I really hope to be able to find some prespawn fish this year.  I found some good postspawn fish in negreet last year sitting on a channel bend off a point but the were just not biting well and Crash hasn't learned the patience yet to fish for just five good bites.  ;)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on December 24, 2008, 06:54:49 PM
Heck with the shootout, let's go catch some white bass ~roflmao ;PEP)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 05, 2009, 02:57:33 PM
Sorry for missing this entire discussion  ~b~

Papa knows where I'm headed and for good reason  :-*  I've got tourney's down there every month from Feb to May, so hopefully I'll be able to stay on those fish.
I hope to have my new boat very soon, working on some details this week with it.
As for the fish, last year they were pre-spawn the first of March or just starting to move onto the beds. Since it will only be 3 weeks later, it should be in full swing.
Even if trailering wasn't allowed, I'd still make the run on Saturday. My tourney the 28th of Feb will tell the story. ;)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 05, 2009, 03:12:32 PM
Last year the only fish I saw still on beds were in the vey south end of the lake.

I was fishing js south of the pendleton bridge an all my fish were post spawn.

But this could change with the cold weather we are having this year.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 05, 2009, 05:52:49 PM
The north end is cooler than the south end, so hopefully it will stay off the fish for a couple of weeks. I was still catching fish on beds up there in April last year, when I was helping the Top Six guys do some prefishing.
But it doesn't matter anyways, Lockjaws are the weeners I mean winners of the fishing gods.  >:D ~roflmao ~beer~
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 05, 2009, 06:03:36 PM
LockJaw just got Lucky.  ~rain

I will probably run north prefishing and check things out.  Gas is Cheap.  ~shade
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 05, 2009, 06:23:57 PM
 ~shhh ~shhh ~shhh
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 05, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
The North end of the lake produces better fish hands down. Our best tournaments come from up North. We fish the south end more than the north simply because it is closer for us.  The team leading last year fished north on saturday but because of time constraints on Sunday they opted for the south and it cost them. I fished midlake on Saturday and Susie lost a hawg first thing that morning. My spot didn't pan out and I ended up with some small fish in the last hour of the day. Sunday I went to Six mile where I was on fish about week before but as usual the wind was blowing 3 footers over that spot. I ended up fishing a hole on the Louisiana side and we boated 4 good fish in about 15 minutes and we ran out of time. I have some good spots up north and if the fish cooperate it's going to be interesting. The way my luck has gone in these UBCS tournaments some kind of dumb crap like a late season cold front will come in and screw it all up. The major spawn up North will be over and done with by the time we fish. They do spawn into April up there but the big spawn will be over. I almost prefer it that way.

Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on January 05, 2009, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: Russ-no-boat on January 05, 2009, 02:57:33 PM
Sorry for missing this entire discussion  ~b~

Papa knows where I'm headed and for good reason  :-*  I've got tourney's down there every month from Feb to May, so hopefully I'll be able to stay on those fish.
I hope to have my new boat very soon, working on some details this week with it.
As for the fish, last year they were pre-spawn the first of March or just starting to move onto the beds. Since it will only be 3 weeks later, it should be in full swing.
Even if trailering wasn't allowed, I'd still make the run on Saturday. My tourney the 28th of Feb will tell the story. ;)

Hey Russ How far north are some of these tourney's, if the water is up and you are anywhere close to Circle drive let me know ~gf
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 06, 2009, 07:30:32 AM
Papa, most of them will be between Sam Meigel to Jolly Rodgers. Trailering will be allowed for all of them I believe.
Once I get the "no boat" problem worked out I'll hit you up, if nothing else just to go do some fishing. I make think about that area for the Top Six tourney in May.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 06, 2009, 03:55:29 PM
Yep it just going to be an old fashion (https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2F732_spanking.gif&hash=f3e5fa8fb2dd23924b9d442a158510a208de9757) we going put on yall.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on January 06, 2009, 07:48:09 PM
Well I think we've let LJ have enough fun with OUR trophy, better enjoy it while you can cuz it's coming home in March!!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 06, 2009, 07:52:25 PM
Whatever. ::)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 07, 2009, 07:15:05 AM
Quote from: Rattle on January 06, 2009, 07:52:25 PM
Whatever. ::)

We all know that hold the trophy in the corner and cry in the fetal position. "Oh I'm going to miss you so much"  :'( :'( 
Just be sure to bring it with you ok.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 07, 2009, 08:11:00 AM
No real need to bring it beings it's just going to go right back to where it was but hey I'll give it ride to Toledo so yall can visit with it.  (https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2F1213_mooning.gif&hash=22904f6defa28d4d365edf1acbcd899c8c9d90e9)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on January 07, 2009, 08:20:38 AM
Lockjaw
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 07, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: papa on January 07, 2009, 08:20:38 AM
Lockjaw

That's what I'm talking about. ~c~
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on January 07, 2009, 08:26:04 AM
Quote from: papa on January 07, 2009, 08:20:38 AM
Lockjaw will be  :'( :'( all the way home! ~roflmao

Quote from: Rattle on January 07, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
That's what I'm talking about. ~c~

Now the quotes look right!  ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on January 07, 2009, 08:28:12 AM
Quote from: Rattle on January 07, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
That's what I'm talking about. ~c~

My boat yells LOCKJAW at least once every TCTC club tourney. Im sure some folks heard it Sunday because somebody repeated it back to me from somewhere through the trees. lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 07, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
TCTC won't need to yell this year, our bass weights will do the talking for us.  ~bb
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 07, 2009, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: Chris on January 07, 2009, 08:28:12 AM
My boat yells LOCKJAW at least once every TCTC club tourney. Im sure some folks heard it Sunday because somebody repeated it back to me from somewhere through the trees. lo

Scream it out loud. It just makes you feel good inside. ~roflmao ~roflmao


LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Zuk on January 08, 2009, 08:11:46 AM
TCTC, Just remember, The highier you climb up the latter of dreams, The hard you will fall, and FALL you will.

~b~
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 09, 2009, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: Zuk on January 08, 2009, 08:11:46 AM
TCTC, Just remember, The highier you climb up the latter of dreams, The hard you will fall, and FALL you will.

~b~

That's OK, it's only a dream. The reality of it is we're goin a put a spankin on ya'll that you wish you could wake up from.  >:D ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on January 10, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Rattle on January 07, 2009, 08:11:00 AM
(https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2F1213_mooning.gif&hash=22904f6defa28d4d365edf1acbcd899c8c9d90e9)

Why do you have a picture of a butt Rattle? Oh wait.....you're from lockjaw country....that explains it.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 11, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
Quote from: Jared on January 10, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
Why do you have a picture of a butt Rattle? Oh wait.....you're from lockjaw country....that explains it.

That is a smiley mooning you. I would put other things on here but would get in trouble with mother nature.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on January 11, 2009, 11:15:50 AM
Quote from: Rattle on January 11, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
That is a smiley mooning you. I would put other things on here but would get in trouble with mother nature.

All I can say is park you boat away from the pine trees.....but then again a livewell full of acorns would be pretty bad too. lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 11, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
How you get away from the pine treeson the bend?  :-\ lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on January 11, 2009, 12:07:08 PM
Quote from: -Shawn- on January 11, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
How you get away from the pine treeson the bend?  :-\ lo

My point exactly ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on January 11, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: -Shawn- on January 11, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
How you get away from the pine treeson the bend?  :-\ lo

Very good point! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 11, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
Ask Papa he uses them as a chaulk for his boat. In fact I won't be surprised if they used the pine cones he knocked out of that tree to fill my livewells.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on January 11, 2009, 07:49:29 PM
I may have to drive down there one of the days of the Shootout >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 11, 2009, 07:51:54 PM
Quote from: Rattle on January 11, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
Ask Papa he uses them as a chaulk for his boat. In fact I won't be surprised if they used the pine cones he knocked out of that tree to fill my livewells.  ~roflmao

~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao

Sorry Papa That there was funny!!  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 12, 2009, 01:45:32 PM
Quote from: Rattle on January 11, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
Ask Papa he uses them as a chaulk for his boat. In fact I won't be surprised if they used the pine cones he knocked out of that tree to fill my livewells.  ~roflmao
I was waiting, and sure enought he went there. We all know that Papa was just in a hurry to get launched is all.  lo
Look at it this way, if that hadn't of happened, Papa wouldn't have that new Bill Board.  ~roflmao >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 12, 2009, 02:40:25 PM
You know that was an incredible incident. For a brief moment, maybe like 3 seconds, we were all just in aw. Then it was just plain funny. ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao  I'm glad some good came out of it and Papa got buy that new boat. 
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 13, 2009, 12:09:26 PM
The first thing that went through my mind was OH CRAP! Then it was no trey don't get yourself killed trying to stop it.  Then after trey got up and I saw that nothing was broken it was  ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on January 13, 2009, 12:40:29 PM
Same here...First we see the boat rolling & it oh shit! then we see Trey thinking for a split second he could stop it & it was BIG TIME OH SHIT!

Papa handled it well...I would have been balling!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 13, 2009, 03:05:18 PM
Here is a little preveiw of the 2009 UCBS

Team TCTC  ~1

Team LockJaw    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 13, 2009, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: -Shawn- on January 13, 2009, 03:05:18 PM
Here is a little preveiw of the 2009 UCBS

Team TCTC  ~1

Team LockJaw    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

More Like

Team TCTC   ~1 Losers   ~2

Team Lock Jaw  ~1

Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 13, 2009, 07:14:39 PM
Quote from: Rattle on January 13, 2009, 03:49:41 PM
More Like

Team TCTC   ~1 Losers   ~2

Team Lock Jaw  ~1



~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BIG PAPA on January 13, 2009, 07:20:04 PM
Quote from: bassadict69 on January 13, 2009, 12:40:29 PM
Same here...First we see the boat rolling & it oh shit! then we see Trey thinking for a split second he could stop it & it was BIG TIME OH SHIT!

Papa handled it well...I would have been balling!

Heck it was funny lo although it would have been funnier if it had happened to someone else ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on January 15, 2009, 03:15:09 PM
Quote from: APAP on January 13, 2009, 07:20:04 PM
Heck it was funny lo although it would have been funnier if it had happened to someone else ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao

Hey Dad has some lakefront property not far from Circle Drive with a lot of oak trees if you guys want to fill his livewells with acorns this year. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: lsubass on January 16, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW  ~cf ~c~
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 22, 2009, 01:45:33 PM
Quote from: lsubass on January 16, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW  ~cf ~c~
Dang man, I think you scared them all off.  :( 
They're probably all out there pre-fishing.  >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 22, 2009, 02:06:08 PM
Not to worried about Russ. He will be too scared to scratch up that new boat.  lo
Quote from: lsubass on January 16, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW  ~cf ~c~

Heck you can live on the lake, I'm not worried.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Railroader on January 22, 2009, 02:23:22 PM
Russ, there out there setting there fish traps.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 22, 2009, 07:44:51 PM
Oh, I'm sure they will have a game plan. Pink panties and everything.  :shocking:
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on January 22, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on January 22, 2009, 07:44:51 PM
Oh, I'm sure they will have a game plan. Pink panties and everything.  :shocking:
Russ they have to match them PINK CROCKS  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 23, 2009, 07:18:01 AM
Quote from: Lipripper on January 22, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
Russ they have to match them PINK CROCKS  ;D
Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.   ~shhh :o
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on January 23, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
You don't have to scratch a boat to catch fish.  ~gf
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on January 23, 2009, 01:46:55 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on January 23, 2009, 07:18:01 AM
Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.   ~shhh :o

Isn't there a pic of that on here somewhere? Post that up & I would bet that Fogy's pink crocs would never be mentioned again!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 23, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on January 23, 2009, 07:18:01 AM
Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.   ~shhh :o

It was red boxer shorts you colored blind fool. Now they did have little pink kiss lips all over them. lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on January 23, 2009, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: bassadict69 on January 23, 2009, 01:46:55 PM
Isn't there a pic of that on here somewhere? Post that up & I would bet that Fogy's pink crocs would never be mentioned again!

Those pictures have been destroyed. New photo ops coming soon to a UBCS near you. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on January 23, 2009, 02:57:16 PM
Yelp eye remember that one but for the life of me can't remember why eye didn't borrow that one  lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on January 24, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: Rattle on January 23, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
It was red boxer shorts you colored blind fool. Now they did have little pink kiss lips all over them. lo
Sorry, I wasn't looking that close. I just went back to my camper, locked the door and prayed you didn't follow me home.  >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 03, 2009, 12:33:33 PM
So Rattle, you gonna have different colors this year or are you just gonna have your bubba teeth in?
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 03, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
I will definitely have the bubba teeth. As for colors I still have my red boxers with the little lips all over them. I just wear those on special occasions. ;) I may have get a couple more pairs, in different colors of course, for all the nights we are there. You know Russ you sure do have a purty mouth.You might want to sleep on your back with one eye opened. ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 03, 2009, 12:51:19 PM
You better sleep in your boat so it doesn't get filled with pine cones again  >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 03, 2009, 12:53:26 PM
If I see anyone around my boat with a pine cone I'm gonna shoot them in the neck with a pellet rifle. lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on February 03, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Pine cones are sooo last year >:D! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 03, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: Rattle on February 03, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
I will definitely have the bubba teeth. As for colors I still have my red boxers with the little lips all over them. I just wear those on special occasions. ;) I may have get a couple more pairs, in different colors of course, for all the nights we are there. You know Russ you sure do have a purty mouth.You might want to sleep on your back with one eye opened. ~roflmao ~roflmao

Those aren't his. He stole them from somebody in our club after they were done kissing our butts because we wooped them so bad! >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 03, 2009, 07:05:56 PM
Oh there his alright, that horrible image was burned into my brain down at Bistineau.  ~roflmao

Quote from: BassBUFF on February 03, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Pine cones are sooo last year >:D! ~roflmao
HUMMMMM  >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 03, 2009, 07:14:32 PM
Quote from: BassBUFF on February 03, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Pine cones are sooo last year >:D! ~roflmao

I'm thinkin acorns...hey Rattle, Got nuts? ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 04, 2009, 09:02:26 AM
I think they're nutty enough without our help on that one.  ~shhh  lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 04, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on February 04, 2009, 09:02:26 AM
I think they're nutty enough without our help on that one.  ~shhh  lo

Forget the nuts....we'll just get all the ladies(maybe some lockjaw guys too) to put kissy lips all over his boat.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 04, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
We all know you wear lipstick on weekends Jared, so come over and put them on yourself. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on February 05, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: BassBUFF on February 03, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Pine cones are sooo last year >:D! ~roflmao

Yep,,, I'm thinking a few of those cans of expandable foam


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Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 05, 2009, 07:43:46 AM
Thats a good idea Fogy! That foam will help keep his boat afloat but not his hopes and dreams of winning the UBCS this year. ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 05, 2009, 05:01:29 PM
Rattle what shade are your boxers? Fire engine red or precious pink? ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 05, 2009, 05:25:12 PM
Quote from: Jared on February 05, 2009, 05:01:29 PM
Rattle what shade are your boxers? Fire engine red or precious pink? ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao

You sure are taking an unhealthy interest in my boxers. I bet you got a purty mouth. >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 05, 2009, 05:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rattle on February 05, 2009, 05:25:12 PM
You sure are taking an unhealthy interest in my boxers. I bet you got a purty mouth. >:D

I just find it hilarious that a "grown" man has kissy lip boxers! ~roflmao ~roflmao I bet it breaks your heart that I won't be at the UBCS!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 05, 2009, 06:00:03 PM
That's right boy, one day you may learn something. Weather you there or not doesn't make a difference. I got Fogy and Russ to keep my occupied. 
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 05, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
Quote from: Rattle on February 05, 2009, 06:00:03 PM
That's right boy, one day you may learn something. Weather you there or not doesn't make a difference. I got Fogy and Russ to keep my occupied. 

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 06, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Occupied is right, he'll be pulling gaurd watch sleeping in his boat.  lo
Rattle, I heard you had some new solid red bloomers you been showing off as of late???
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 06, 2009, 02:28:20 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on February 06, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Occupied is right, he'll be pulling gaurd watch sleeping in his boat.  lo
Rattle, I heard you had some new solid red bloomers you been showing off as of late???

He got them for Christmas!  ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 06, 2009, 03:00:07 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on February 06, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Occupied is right, he'll be pulling gaurd watch sleeping in his boat.  lo
Rattle, I heard you had some new solid red bloomers you been showing off as of late???

For someone with a brand new shiney boat you sure are brave making threats of messing mine up. >:D
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared on February 06, 2009, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: Rattle on February 06, 2009, 03:00:07 PM
For someone with a brand new shiney boat you sure are brave making threats of messing mine up. >:D

lo I knew that was coming.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on February 09, 2009, 09:34:33 AM
I haven't been making threats...
Besides I ain't skeared. It locks and has an alarm on it.  :-*
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: ʇuǝɹq™ on February 23, 2009, 02:32:19 AM
LOCK JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:suck_kr: :chick

~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Railroader on March 07, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
I bet the LOCKJAW guys are getting scared, ya'll only got 2 more weeks with the trophy then it comes back home..  :help:  :surrender:
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 08, 2009, 09:08:11 AM
I told Laurie that I would bring the trophy so yall can look at it and visit with it. Besides it will be good to move it so I can dust off the shelf so it will have a clean area for when it comes back Sunday.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 09, 2009, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: Rattle on March 08, 2009, 09:08:11 AM
...... so I can dust off the shelf so it will have a clean area for when it comes back Sunday.

You mean you're coming up here to dust off our shelves? Alright!  ~c~  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on March 09, 2009, 08:58:40 AM
Steve, do you have somewhere picked out at the house to display it! Get the spot ready...it is coming north this year!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 09, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 09, 2009, 08:58:40 AM
Steve, do you have somewhere picked out at the house to display it! Get the spot ready...it is coming north this year!

Got a spot, just waiting on Rattle to come clean it! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 09, 2009, 09:53:31 AM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 09, 2009, 08:58:40 AM
Steve, do you have somewhere picked out at the house to display it! Get the spot ready...it is coming north this year!

It shouldn't be a problem finding a space for that 5x7 picture you will take of the trophy. You right it's going North, to North Toledo Bend State Park, then it coming right back to it's Southern home in Kinder.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Ron Fogelson on March 09, 2009, 11:33:21 AM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 09, 2009, 08:58:40 AM
Steve, do you have somewhere picked out at the house to display it! Get the spot ready...it is coming north this year!

You guys suck, when I was the pres and we won I never got the dang thing.   ~xyz    lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 09, 2009, 11:37:45 AM
That's OK Fogy we will let you take a picture of the trophy too. That way you can bring it home and hang it on your wall. lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 09, 2009, 12:46:56 PM
Quote from: Fogy on March 09, 2009, 11:33:21 AM
You guys suck, when I was the pres and we won I never got the dang thing.   ~xyz    lo

I don't get it, you're bigger than everyone in the club! ~roflmao

When it comes home March 21, 2009, we'll make sure to pass it around to the TCTC folks who fished the UBCS :-*!

Quote from: Rattle on March 09, 2009, 11:37:45 AM
That's OK Fogy we will let you take a picture of the trophy too. That way you can bring it home and hang it on your wall. lo

You guys won't be allowed pics of the trophy after the tourney, you should take them now so you'll have something to remember the Trophy by! ~shade
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 09, 2009, 12:52:39 PM
Quote from: BassBUFF on March 09, 2009, 12:46:56 PM
I don't get it, you're bigger than everyone in the club! ~roflmao

When it comes home March 21, 2009, we'll make sure to pass it around to the TCTC folks who fished the UBCS :-*!

You guys won't be allowed pics of the trophy after the tourney, you should take them now so you'll have something to remember the Trophy by! ~shade

Don"t need a picture of a trophy we have and will continue to have for years to come. :)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 09, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 09, 2009, 12:52:39 PM
Don"t need a picture of a trophy we have and will continue to have for years to come. :)
Not if everything works out just right next year it might be going on a long road trip  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on March 09, 2009, 06:40:15 PM
only 13 days untill LockJaw is  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 09, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
Quote from: -Shawn- on March 09, 2009, 06:40:15 PM
only 13 days untill LockJaw is  :'( :'( :'(

Yeah tears of joy after whippin TCTC.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 09, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 09, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
Yeah tears of joy after whippin TCTC.
dreams are a funny thing when you wake up  lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 09, 2009, 08:51:20 PM
Quote from: Lipripper on March 09, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
dreams are a funny thing when you wake up  lo lo

The nightmare will continue for TCTC.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on March 09, 2009, 10:23:50 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 09, 2009, 08:51:20 PM
The nightmare will continue for TCTC.
Don't worry sweety, the TCTC hammer is coming. I know what your thinkin (it sucks getting nailed), but at least you'll have your kissy butt undies on.

Make sure you wipe down the trophy with some pledge, to get the dust off. Never mind you haven't had it that long.  >:D  :suck_kr:
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 10, 2009, 10:04:22 AM
Quote from: Russ199A on March 09, 2009, 10:23:50 PM
Don't worry sweety, the TCTC hammer is coming. I know what your thinkin (it sucks getting nailed), but at least you'll have your kissy butt undies on.

Make sure you wipe down the trophy with some pledge, to get the dust off. Never mind you haven't had it that long.  >:D  :suck_kr:

About the only thing that so called TCTC hammer is good for is an anchor.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on March 11, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
Yup and its going to be hangin off the back of your boat.  ~roflmao  ~beer~

Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 11, 2009, 01:43:50 PM
7 days and then it's party time.(https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2FBlack-Velvet-Whiskey.jpg&hash=0c74b6e3aea788ea409a4a94c2c06cbbbfb9f7f0) 9 days and it's spankin TCTC arse time.(https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2F732_spanking.gif&hash=f3e5fa8fb2dd23924b9d442a158510a208de9757)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 11, 2009, 04:15:14 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 11, 2009, 01:43:50 PM
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I thought you said you got rid of those pink panties! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on March 11, 2009, 07:19:41 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 11, 2009, 01:43:50 PM
7 days and then it's party time.(https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2FBlack-Velvet-Whiskey.jpg&hash=0c74b6e3aea788ea409a4a94c2c06cbbbfb9f7f0) 9 days and it's spankin TCTC arse time.(https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd246%2Fjavelin379t%2FSite%2520pics%2F732_spanking.gif&hash=f3e5fa8fb2dd23924b9d442a158510a208de9757)

Is she coming!?
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Zuk on March 12, 2009, 07:17:25 AM
You have to drink the whole bottle, for her to show up.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 12, 2009, 09:45:15 AM
Quote from: Zuk on March 12, 2009, 07:17:25 AM
You have to drink the whole bottle, for her to show up.

~roflmao ~roflmao Heck Zuk Russ may be looking like her after that half gallon. :shocking: ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on March 12, 2009, 11:13:40 AM
Not sure about Russ looking like her, but after the bottle, things may get a little confusing if Rattle is running around in them pink panties!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 12, 2009, 12:25:35 PM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 12, 2009, 11:13:40 AM
Not sure about Russ looking like her, but after the bottle, things may get a little confusing if Rattle is running around in them pink panties!
;PHO) ;PHO) lo lo Rattle eye  see that bottle is makeing the rounds  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on March 12, 2009, 01:37:19 PM
Nah, I don't have to worry about him looking at me!!!! I'm not family  :shocking:
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 12, 2009, 08:04:24 PM
Quote from: Russ199A on March 12, 2009, 01:37:19 PM
Nah, I don't have to worry about him looking at me!!!! I'm not family  :shocking:

~shade DOH! ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on March 12, 2009, 08:09:35 PM
 ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 13, 2009, 09:39:18 AM
Quote from: Russ199A on March 12, 2009, 01:37:19 PM
Nah, I don't have to worry about him looking at me!!!! I'm not family  :shocking:

You getting coonasses and rednecks mixed up. Rednecks are from north Louisiana and coonasses are from the south. Rednecks are the ones that have a telephone pole as a family tree. I can see where you are confused and would think that the way you do. After all you are from North Louisiana.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Chris on March 13, 2009, 11:33:49 AM
LOCKJAW!!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on March 13, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 13, 2009, 09:39:18 AM
You getting coonasses and rednecks mixed up. Rednecks are from north Louisiana and coonasses are from the south. Rednecks are the ones that have a telephone pole as a family tree. I can see where you are confused and would think that the way you do. After all you are from North Louisiana.
~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Nah, just stationed here. I hale much farther north and we have BIG...Oak family trees. Yeah, I better leave that topic alone before MNature slaps me around like a southern step child.  ~beer~ ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Russ199A on March 13, 2009, 12:38:22 PM
Hey Rattle, after 3pm today, I have 9 days off. Think I'll spend it  ~beer~ and  ~gf on Toledo Bend.  ~sun
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 13, 2009, 01:47:04 PM
I'll be there tomorrow.  ~gf
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 13, 2009, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: Chris on March 13, 2009, 11:33:49 AM
LOCKJAW!!

That's right say it with Pride. ;D

LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 14, 2009, 10:27:28 AM
He's just doing that to make you guys feel better! lo

Enjoy it while you can 'cuz Sunday you'll all be  :'( your little pink panty wearing butts off! ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Railroader on March 16, 2009, 05:06:34 AM
Rattle, were you on the Bend sunday 3-15? it looked like you. you were following a boat out fo a pocket as i was coming in? not gonna say which one. ~shhh The boat was a white Triton with something on the side talking about Bucks? it was probably between 0730- 0800
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: crash on March 16, 2009, 07:51:11 AM
just gotta get my say in:


TCTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 16, 2009, 11:33:27 AM
Quote from: Railroader on March 16, 2009, 05:06:34 AM
Rattle, were you on the Bend sunday 3-15? it looked like you. you were following a boat out fo a pocket as i was coming in? not gonna say which one. ~shhh The boat was a white Triton with something on the side talking about Bucks? it was probably between 0730- 0800

Nope. I was there Saturday in a big white Champion.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 16, 2009, 11:34:47 AM
Quote from: crash on March 16, 2009, 07:51:11 AM
just gotta get my say in:


LOCKJAW RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: WITH PRIDE!!
Post by: Chris on March 16, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
LOCKJAW!!
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 16, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
Hey BA eye see your playing with Rattle  lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: -Shawn- on March 16, 2009, 06:56:42 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 16, 2009, 11:34:47 AM
Can I come over to your side...the real fishermen!?!

~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 16, 2009, 06:58:23 PM
shawn you left out part of it

« Last Edit: Today at 04:14:00 PM by bassadict69 »    lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: bassadict69 on March 16, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Lipripper on March 16, 2009, 06:58:23 PM
shawn you left out part of it

« Last Edit: Today at 04:14:00 PM by bassadict69 »    lo lo


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Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Railroader on March 16, 2009, 09:58:26 PM
Im so excited about going down to the Bend and lay the smackdown on some LOCKJAW i had to take my vacation a day earlier..lol cant wait
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 17, 2009, 07:16:53 AM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 16, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
Oops! Did I accidently hit the modify button?
Ba does a Bear (https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy89%2Flipripper%2FAnimal%2520smillies%2Fbears.jpg&hash=961c22c993c63e96f55551d1091b7ac11597dac9) in the woods  lo lo accident my  :ass  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
Quote from: bassadict69 on March 16, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
Oops! Did I accidently hit the modify button? Guys I have a confession to make. I know TCTC sucks and I've been a part of them for many years but I really want to be a member of Lock Jaw. Those guys are awesome.

BA it's alright. We have an open membership. You can join up with us at the UBCS and start learning how to catch fish.You will have to fish with TCTC for the UBCS this year because I don't want to cause any hard feelings but next year you can be part of a team that can actually catch fish. LOCKJAW!!!!!!! Once you are a part of our team you can say it with pride.
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: BassBUFF on March 17, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
BA it's alright. We have an open membership. You can join up with us at the UBCS and start learning how to catch fish.You will have to fish with TCTC for the UBCS this year because I don't want to cause any hard feelings but next year you can be part of a team that can actually catch fish. LOCKJAW!!!!!!! Once you are a part of our team you can say it with pride.


Oh puuleeezee ::)! You owe me a new keyboard Rattle, I just puked on this one! lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 17, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
BA it's alright. We have an open membership. You can join up with us at the UBCS and start learning how to catch fish.You will have to fish with TCTC for the UBCS this year because I don't want to cause any hard feelings but next year you can be part of a team that can actually catch fish. LOCKJAW!!!!!!! Once you are a part of our team you can say it with pride.

Hey rattle you going to learn me how to catch bass next year when eye come down there with shawn and crash next year  lo lo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 08:06:46 PM
Quote from: Lipripper on March 17, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
Hey rattle you going to learn me how to catch bass next year when eye come down there with shawn and crash next year  lo lo

You know it. After you spend some time with Shawn you can come over to my boat and learn how to fish. ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 08:08:16 PM
I found TCTC's theme song for the 2009 UBCS.  ~roflmao ~roflmao ~roflmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16M0eYJUd0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16M0eYJUd0)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 09:29:49 PM
LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 17, 2009, 09:31:37 PM
LOCKJAW
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: ʇuǝɹq™ on March 18, 2009, 12:22:36 AM
Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
LOCKJAW SUCKS

Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
LOCKJAW SUCKS

Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 09:29:49 PM
LOCKJAW SUCKS

Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
LOCKJAW SUCKS

Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 09:31:37 PM
LOCKJAW SUCKS

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Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 18, 2009, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: Rattle on March 17, 2009, 08:06:46 PM
You know it. After you spend some time with Shawn you can come over to my boat and learn how to fish. ~roflmao ~roflmao
Only on one condition that you don't make me swim back to the ramp when eye catch a Bigger bass than you  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 18, 2009, 08:43:53 PM
I would never do something like that. ::)
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 19, 2009, 07:08:26 AM
Quote from: Rattle on March 18, 2009, 08:43:53 PM
I would never do something like that. ::)
~sweat That's good to know  ~roflmao ~roflmao
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: GEO on March 19, 2009, 07:41:05 AM
Damn I wish I could fish with you guys but Germany is a little far to come for the shootout, plus TCTC doesn't need my help to WOOP SOME
~b~LOCK JAW @SS!!!!!!

LOCKJAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a serious note I hope you all have a great time and I will drink  ~beer~ over here while you all catch some HAWGS.

DO ME A FAVOR AND HELP PAPA AND TREY UNHOOK THEIR BOAT SO THAT IT DOESN'T ROLL DOWN THE HILL.

PLEASE POST SOME GOOD PIC'S

Geo
Title: Re: 2009 UBCS Smack Talk
Post by: Lipripper on March 19, 2009, 07:43:55 AM
GEO at least you will be drinking some good  ~beer~ over there  ;D