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Bass Clubs, Tournaments, Rallies => Ultimate Bass Club Shootout => UBCS 2006 => Topic started by: Brush Hawg on February 21, 2006, 11:47:57 AM

Title: Shootout Humor
Post by: Brush Hawg on February 21, 2006, 11:47:57 AM
Catching many fish
A Lockjaw Club Member (Rattle) returned to shore with a giant bass that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman from TCTC (Trey) who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the bass, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"



Need fishing licenses

A couple of TCTC members were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, Mike Noble threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, fella !!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied Noble," But Mike Cork back there, well, he don't have one"...
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 21, 2006, 12:35:20 PM
And let the games begin. lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Mike Noble on February 21, 2006, 02:06:27 PM
I see you guys are trying to have as much fun out of this as possible.  It is completely understood because once the tournament starts...YOUR fun ends.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 21, 2006, 06:13:42 PM
This could get exciting  lo lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 22, 2006, 07:26:31 AM
What no trash talking this morning  :o :shocking:  lo lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Mike Noble on February 22, 2006, 08:00:39 AM
No need to trash talk from the TCTC...just look at the last 2 shootouts.  And the LockJaw folks are probably getting nervous.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 22, 2006, 08:01:54 AM
Maybe not yet but as it gets closser  :roll2: :roll2:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 22, 2006, 08:22:40 AM
TCTC :roll2: ~roflmao
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 22, 2006, 08:25:48 AM
TCTC went to France in search of a new mascot and found the one they needed:

                                                    :surrender:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Mike Noble on February 22, 2006, 08:54:15 AM
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle...you really need to try harder.  And maybe find something that is at least believable.

LockJaw...what the fish you are trying to catch will be suffering from.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Brush Hawg on February 22, 2006, 09:12:29 AM
A little cartoon reflecting TCTC's strategy.  You'll have to click on the link below to make it work.  (Last Sentence for Yankee's benefit)

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Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 22, 2006, 09:19:04 AM
So Brush Hawg  are you saying that the M & M Boys are M's  :roll2: :roll2:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 23, 2006, 02:43:39 PM
Even the squirrels party at the shootout. Here's one from last year.

(http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/beers.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 23, 2006, 02:48:13 PM
Here is evidence that Burgar King is now hiring anyone from the TCTC.

(http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/150.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 23, 2006, 03:18:27 PM
Here's a handy device for the TCTC guys. Makes it easy for them to wipe their tears.

(http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/aachoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 23, 2006, 04:25:09 PM
All right now we got some trash talking going on  :roll2: :roll2: This reminded me of ya'll  ;)

(http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/090906.gif)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Ron Fogelson on February 24, 2006, 12:05:37 PM
Say I just found a rare candid shot of Rattle without his FishHedz mask, gee all I can say is
PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.wwswampfest.com/Costume%20Contests_files/King2.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Brush Hawg on February 24, 2006, 12:13:59 PM
Please join me in remembering the glory of Lockjaw's 2006 Shootout victory.  I purchased Mike Cork's e-book and found it to be both informative and correct in it's portrayal of Lockjaw's dominance at the shootout.  It's only $9.95, click on the link below and get a little preview.

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Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 24, 2006, 12:26:28 PM
Fogy so that's what Rattle looks like without his FishHedz mask  ~roflmao ~roflmao

Brush Hawg it sure is wonderfule what you can do with a good photo editing program  lo lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 24, 2006, 12:33:09 PM
This is what Fogy was doing for the past two shootouts. Glad he's going to be able to make this one.

(http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/military_cutbacks.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 24, 2006, 12:40:37 PM
Some of the TCTC boys decided not to stay in a cabin beings they could drive thier hose down instead.

(http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/motorhome.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Kal-Kevin on February 24, 2006, 12:46:58 PM
hay rattle is that a handycap sticker I see on the side of it?   lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 24, 2006, 04:05:53 PM
Rattle they going to make LockJaw fish out of these
(http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/083387.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on February 24, 2006, 04:09:33 PM
Are they might even give ya'll the better clase one to use for the whole team  ;D
(http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/083812.gif)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on February 24, 2006, 08:25:06 PM
It doesn't matter we will still beat the TCTC. lo
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Ron Fogelson on February 24, 2006, 08:46:11 PM
Rattle they going to make LockJaw fish out of these
(http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/083387.jpg)

Well you can't take this the wrong way but that looks like Trey if he had hair!   ~roflmao

Ok now back to picking on rattle and all the Jock Jaw folks
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 03, 2006, 04:11:20 PM
This was on day two of the 2nd annual UBCS. The party got rough the night before. lo

(http://www.geocities.com/absea98/wastedpussy.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on March 03, 2006, 04:14:17 PM
Rattle these two might be related  :roll2: :roll2:

(http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/083384.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 03, 2006, 04:15:06 PM
Here's Fogy prefrishing. I think he got confused with the directions to Toledo Bend.

 (http://www.geocities.com/absea98/fishing.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 03, 2006, 04:16:02 PM
Lip, that one was in the cabin, he never made it outside. :roll2:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 03, 2006, 04:18:09 PM
TCTC thinks they going to win the 3rd annual UBCS.

(http://www.funnysnaps.com/princessandjohnwayne.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on March 03, 2006, 04:19:12 PM
 :roll2: :roll2: ;D Eye  can tell this is going to be fun  ~c~ ~c~
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Wildcat26 on March 03, 2006, 04:21:29 PM
good one Rattle!!!!!
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Wildcat26 on March 03, 2006, 04:24:54 PM
There is another thread about what prop to use on a Legend.  I don't want to cut in on those guys but the answer is a 2 by 8.
A 2 by 4 is just to small to prop up a Legend.
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Mike Cork on March 03, 2006, 04:40:44 PM
Kinda hard to prop up a legend with a two by eight when it is dancing circles around your fancy new skeeter :roll2: :roll2: Catch me if you can ;)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Ron Fogelson on March 06, 2006, 11:20:05 AM
I just got a PM from Rattle saying the Lock Jaw bass club was picked up by a new bass boat sponsor.  Now they all can afford a new boat.  Looks like you could use some more storage room but I bet in some hurricane force winds you all would be walking on water!

(http://www.allalaska.com/images/fly_fishing_float_tube.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Wildcat26 on March 06, 2006, 11:41:59 AM
Hey Fogy, thats no insult. I have caught a ton of bass from a belly boat.  A lot of big fish.  Its really easy to get up on the fish with one.  They do not spook.
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Ron Fogelson on March 06, 2006, 11:55:14 AM
Yep the only bad thing is your now bait on a bobber for the lizards
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Wildcat26 on March 06, 2006, 01:01:26 PM
That is true.  There is this cutoff lake I use to love to fish from a belly boat.  Last time I fished it the big water lizards had moved in so I haven't been back.
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on March 06, 2006, 04:07:03 PM
Yelp them water lizard love them big bobbers with bait in them  :roll2: :roll2:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 07, 2006, 01:32:27 PM
This is how we plan on bringing our big fish to the weigh in.

(http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/animal/bigfish.jpg)
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Lipripper on March 07, 2006, 02:36:34 PM
Rattle tha tdon't look like any Bass eye've ever seen  :roll2: :roll2:
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Jared LeBlue on March 07, 2006, 02:46:26 PM
That's one of them toothy critters. None the less we will have to strap the bass down like that.  ;D
Title: Re: Shootout Humor
Post by: Brush Hawg on March 08, 2006, 08:29:24 AM
Someone snapped this photo of TCTC going to pre-fish Toledo.

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