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Title: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 24, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
I called home at lunch today to check on my wife and ask if she needed me to pick up anything on the way home. After she gave me a small (for her anyway) shopping list she mentioned that a package came for me today. She wanted to know what I spent money on and she didn't believe me when I said I hadn't ordered anything. So I asked her where the package came from. She said the label said Outdoor Pro Shop Monster Fishing Tackle.com. Now she really didn't believe me and thought I bought myself something even though we have the Christmas budget tightly planned out this year.

When I got home I told my kid to put away the groceries and I made a beeline for the box. I opened it to find a pair of Pitbull Braid cutters inside!!!  :o No invoice, just the cutters.  ???

I unfortunately could not do the Secret Santa this year so I know it's not that. I am sure as to who is responsible but he keeps saying it wasn't him.  Fortunately for me I'm not as dumb as I look.

Thank you Santa. I'm still mad at you.  :)
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Princeton_Man on November 24, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
 ~roflmao

I love it! That's something I've done in the past, wasn't me though.  ;D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 24, 2017, 04:50:52 PM
Quote from: Princeton_Man on November 24, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
~roflmao

I love it! That's something I've done in the past, wasn't me though.  ;D

LOL!!! That's the same 3 words the suspected Santa used.  ~shade
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on November 24, 2017, 04:54:28 PM
I know who did it but my lips are sealed.  lo lo and it wasn't me. ;D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 24, 2017, 05:29:19 PM
Yeah, I know who did it too. Even though he won't fess up to it.   ~shade
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on November 24, 2017, 05:44:24 PM
Boy some guys are just trouble makers. He should at least call your wife and explain.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 24, 2017, 05:52:07 PM
Quote from: zippyduck on November 24, 2017, 05:44:24 PM
Boy some guys are just trouble makers. He should at least call your wife and explain.

lo  She would probably think I put him up to it.  ~shade lo
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on November 24, 2017, 11:21:16 PM
I thought this was a Mystery Tackle Box thread  ~roflmao
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Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Bud Kennedy on November 25, 2017, 12:54:18 PM
Well, Smallie, now you know what a good pair of real braid cutters feel like. 
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 25, 2017, 01:26:09 PM
Yes sir I do. I've never had any tool cut braid so smoothly and cleanly even with tension applied. I can with all honesty say these are the best braid cutters I have ever used.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on November 30, 2017, 12:40:22 AM
So who was it? You didnt share with the rest of UB who you thought it was?  :-\
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 02:24:54 AM
It was Lee!
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on November 30, 2017, 08:23:02 AM
Quote from: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 02:24:54 AM
It was Lee!
Ahhh OK well that was cool. What was the occasion?

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Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on November 30, 2017, 09:02:24 AM
Quote from: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 02:24:54 AM
It was Lee!
lo lo Guess again.  ;D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: basss on November 30, 2017, 10:37:29 AM
Santa Lee?
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lee Smith on November 30, 2017, 11:07:46 AM
Done told him, done told yall, weren't ME  lo Keep guessin'
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on November 30, 2017, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Lee Smith on November 30, 2017, 11:07:46 AM
Done told him, done told yall, weren't ME  lo Keep guessin'
Like I said I know who it was and it wasn't Lee  lo lo This time.  ;D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 30, 2017, 04:31:54 PM
I honestly don't know who it was, but here are the things I know for sure:

A certain member, and he knows who he is, texted me about 2 or 3 days before the package arrived asking for my mailing address. When I asked why he needed it his reply was "none to business"!!!!  (I think he meant none yo business but either auto-correct or big fingers messed that one up a little  lo). I gave him my addy and a few days later the box showed up.

So either he did it, or someone used him as a decoy. But knowing this particular person I ain't buying the decoy alibi.

Just sayin'   ;)

Whoever it was, all I can say is thank you and I hope I can return the kindness someday and also find a way to pay it forward too.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on November 30, 2017, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Smallie_Stalker on November 30, 2017, 04:31:54 PM
I honestly don't know who it was, but here are the things I know for sure:

A certain member, and he knows who he is, texted me about 2 or 3 days before the package arrived asking for my mailing address. When I asked why he needed it his reply was "none to business"!!!!  (I think he meant none yo business but either auto-correct or big fingers messed that one up a little  lo). I gave him my addy and a few days later the box showed up.

So either he did it, or someone used him as a decoy. But knowing this particular person I ain't buying the decoy alibi.

Just sayin'   ;)

Whoever it was, all I can say is thank you and I hope I can return the kindness someday and also find a way to pay it forward too.
Smallie I know who it was and I can tell you right out front that it wasn't Lee. It sounds like something he would do but it wasn't him this time. ;D You think this was fun just wait till the Secret Santa starts. >:D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on November 30, 2017, 04:51:07 PM
Quote from: Lipripper on November 30, 2017, 04:39:20 PM
Smallie I know who it was and I can tell you right out front that it wasn't Lee. It sounds like something he would do but it wasn't him this time. ;D You think this was fun just wait till the Secret Santa starts. >:D

Well I trust your word so I guess it wasn't Lee. My second guess would be that it might have been you. ~shade

I wish I could get in on the Secret Santa but I just can't this year. At least the Secret Santa gifts get some clues thrown in so you can try and figure out who it was. I can't do that since the box came directly from Monster and there was no invoice or any other information in the box.  ???
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 08:03:29 PM
I have an inkling it might be another senior lurking around here.

Someone who raves about them.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on November 30, 2017, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 08:03:29 PM
I have an inkling it might be another senior lurking around here.

Someone who raves about them.
Who is that?

1st guess Lee
2nd guess Lip
3rd guess _______

Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 10:30:02 PM
Quote from: Smallie_Stalker on November 30, 2017, 04:31:54 PM


So either he did it, or someone used him as a decoy. But knowing this particular person I ain't buying the decoy alibi.

Just sayin'   ;)


Maybe its two in cahoots together?
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on November 30, 2017, 10:45:25 PM
Maybe someone that just won a $40 Monster card and needed an address. So he contacted Lee.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on December 01, 2017, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Smallie_Stalker on November 30, 2017, 04:51:07 PM
Well I trust your word so I guess it wasn't Lee. My second guess would be that it might have been you. ~shade

I wish I could get in on the Secret Santa but I just can't this year. At least the Secret Santa gifts get some clues thrown in so you can try and figure out who it was. I can't do that since the box came directly from Monster and there was no invoice or any other information in the box.  ???
Nope it wasn't me and nope it wasn't Bud either zippy.  ;D
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Lipripper on December 01, 2017, 08:47:24 AM
Nope it wasn't me and nope it wasn't Bud either zippy.  ;D
1st guess Lee
2nd guess Lip
3rd guess Bud
4th guess ?

Dang this is getting interesting.

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Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: cojab on December 01, 2017, 12:59:17 PM
PM
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on December 01, 2017, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 09:06:57 AM
1st guess Lee
2nd guess Lip
3rd guess Bud
4th guess ?

Dang this is getting interesting.

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Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on December 01, 2017, 04:50:07 PM
4th guess: Maybe Zippy?

This is interesting now.

And why is cojab being so cloak and dagger with a PM? ..............................................Hmmm  :-\
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lee Smith on December 01, 2017, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: Smallie_Stalker on December 01, 2017, 04:50:07 PM
4th guess: Maybe Zippy?

This is interesting now.

And why is cojab being so cloak and dagger with a PM? ..............................................Hmmm  :-\

AAANNNNKKKKK Wrong again!  ~roflmao  ~roflmao
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 04:57:59 PM
1st guess Lee
2nd guess Lip
3rd guess Bud
4th guess Zippy
5th guess ______

And yeah who is cojab sending PMs too? I thought he sent you the PM Smallie? Was it cojab all along? (https://i.imgur.com/JWUa89e.gif)
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on December 01, 2017, 05:02:48 PM
Steve I've been here a long enough time (relatively speaking) to know that even if someone guesses right the party responsible will probably not fess up. Like the question of the Tootsie Pop, we may never know.  :)

Just another one of the things that makes me so proud to be a member here. Folks do for each other and don't want any credit for it.
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 05:33:22 PM
And I though cojab was PMing you admitting to it. lo Shows ya what I know. ::)

You don't think one of the guys would be honest and fess up if you figured out who it was? Why them sorry rats. Heck I was all in watching the thread trying to guess who was next.

So you are thinking its one of the ones already listed and they aren't confessing....   ^-^
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: cojab on December 01, 2017, 05:35:19 PM
PM

Princeton Man
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Smallie_Stalker on December 01, 2017, 05:47:53 PM
Quote from: cojab on December 01, 2017, 05:35:19 PM
PM

Princeton Man

Very possible. He is the kind of guy that would do something like this.

Quote from: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 05:33:22 PM
So you are thinking its one of the ones already listed and they aren't confessing....   ^-^

Definitely a  possibility around here.  ;) ~shade
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: cojab on December 01, 2017, 05:35:19 PM
PM

Princeton Man

OMG I completely missed that. Princeton Man.  ~roflmao
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: Lipripper on December 01, 2017, 06:39:36 PM
Nope it wasn't PM  lo lo and Smaillie so far none of those names mention are the mystery sender. Trust me ,
Like I said.  Where's Waldo (https://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.com%2Fa%2Fimg924%2F4051%2FFybivi.gif&hash=c79fa281246a08481b74007c1d51468396ff2d9d) (https://imageshack.com/i/poFybivig)  lo lo
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: zippyduck on December 01, 2017, 10:36:51 PM
Quote from: cojab on December 01, 2017, 05:35:19 PM
PM

Princeton Man

I thought the same thing. uuugh
Title: Re: Mystery Package
Post by: SteveTX on December 01, 2017, 11:34:26 PM
1st guess Lee
2nd guess Lip
3rd guess Bud
4th guess Zippy
5th guess Princeton Man
6th guess :help: ______