A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[Mike Cork]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good
bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.  I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

                        LIFE is GOOD in TENNESSEE!!!

[OCBassman]

See now that's Funny rite there I don't care who you are.

[Donald Garner]

Yes sir, that was funny. 

[-Steve-]

I don't get it...






Not...  ...Steve