Shootout Humor

Brush Hawg · February 21, 2006, 11:47:57 AM

Catching many fish
A Lockjaw Club Member (Rattle) returned to shore with a giant bass that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman from TCTC (Trey) who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the bass, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"

Need fishing licenses
A couple of TCTC members were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, Mike Noble threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, fella !!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied Noble," But Mike Cork back there, well, he don't have one"...

Jared LeBlue · February 21, 2006, 12:35:20 PM

And let the games begin.

Mike Noble · February 21, 2006, 02:06:27 PM

I see you guys are trying to have as much fun out of this as possible. It is completely understood because once the tournament starts...YOUR fun ends.

Lipripper · February 21, 2006, 06:13:42 PM

This could get exciting

Lipripper · February 22, 2006, 07:26:31 AM

What no trash talking this morning

Mike Noble · February 22, 2006, 08:00:39 AM

No need to trash talk from the TCTC...just look at the last 2 shootouts. And the LockJaw folks are probably getting nervous.

Lipripper · February 22, 2006, 08:01:54 AM

Maybe not yet but as it gets closser

Jared LeBlue · February 22, 2006, 08:22:40 AM

TCTC

Jared LeBlue · February 22, 2006, 08:25:48 AM

TCTC went to France in search of a new mascot and found the one they needed:

Mike Noble · February 22, 2006, 08:54:15 AM

Rattle, Rattle, Rattle...you really need to try harder. And maybe find something that is at least believable.

LockJaw...what the fish you are trying to catch will be suffering from.

Brush Hawg · February 22, 2006, 09:12:29 AM

A little cartoon reflecting TCTC's strategy. You'll have to click on the link below to make it work. (Last Sentence for Yankee's benefit)

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Lipripper · February 22, 2006, 09:19:04 AM

So Brush Hawg are you saying that the M & M Boys are M's

Jared LeBlue · February 23, 2006, 02:43:39 PM

Even the squirrels party at the shootout. Here's one from last year.

Jared LeBlue · February 23, 2006, 02:48:13 PM

Here is evidence that Burgar King is now hiring anyone from the TCTC.

Jared LeBlue · February 23, 2006, 03:18:27 PM

Here's a handy device for the TCTC guys. Makes it easy for them to wipe their tears.

Lipripper · February 23, 2006, 04:25:09 PM

All right now we got some trash talking going on

This reminded me of ya'll

Ron Fogelson · February 24, 2006, 12:05:37 PM

Say I just found a rare candid shot of Rattle without his FishHedz mask, gee all I can say is

PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Brush Hawg · February 24, 2006, 12:13:59 PM

Please join me in remembering the glory of Lockjaw's 2006 Shootout victory. I purchased Mike Cork's e-book and found it to be both informative and correct in it's portrayal of Lockjaw's dominance at the shootout. It's only $9.95, click on the link below and get a little preview.

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Lipripper · February 24, 2006, 12:26:28 PM

Fogy so that's what Rattle looks like without his FishHedz mask

Brush Hawg it sure is wonderfule what you can do with a good photo editing program

Jared LeBlue · February 24, 2006, 12:33:09 PM

This is what Fogy was doing for the past two shootouts. Glad he's going to be able to make this one.

Jared LeBlue · February 24, 2006, 12:40:37 PM

Some of the TCTC boys decided not to stay in a cabin beings they could drive thier hose down instead.

Kal-Kevin · February 24, 2006, 12:46:58 PM

hay rattle is that a handycap sticker I see on the side of it?

Lipripper · February 24, 2006, 04:05:53 PM

Rattle they going to make LockJaw fish out of these

Lipripper · February 24, 2006, 04:09:33 PM

Are they might even give ya'll the better clase one to use for the whole team

Jared LeBlue · February 24, 2006, 08:25:06 PM

It doesn't matter we will still beat the TCTC.