Catching many fish
A Lockjaw Club Member (Rattle) returned to shore with a giant bass that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman from TCTC (Trey) who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the bass, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
Need fishing licenses
A couple of TCTC members were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!
Immediately, Mike Noble threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Lets see yer fishin license, fella !!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes Sir", replied Noble," But Mike Cork back there, well, he don't have one"...