One month UNTIL...

[Russ199A]

TCTC brings the UBCS trophy back north.

[Russ199A]

Dang...nothing but crickets in here. I hope the UBCS isn't as boring and quiet as the smack talk.
Oh well, back to work.

[Mike Cork]

You know them Lock Jaw boys are getting older now and have to get their beauty rest. I think Jared is keeping them away from the forum so they don't get butt hurt before the tournament even starts

[Russ199A]

In that case I'm glad we are using Sam Miguel launch. Lots of hand rails and small steps for the LJ folks.
Now I feel bad. I don't want get the geriatrics all riled up. With that said, do they have to take out their lock jaw and soak it at night? Maybe a name change is in order...perhaps the GUMMER BASS CLUB.

[Jared LeBlue]

Really don't need to smack talk after that ass whoopin we put on yall last year. The results did all the talking. I will say it is kind of strange Zuk hasn't been by talking crap.

[Mike Cork]

Really don't need to smack talk after that ass whoopin we put on yall last year. The results did all the talking. I will say it is kind of strange Zuk hasn't been by talking crap.

You sure are stuck on last year I think if you add up the true black and blue beat downs Lock Jaw is the master of reception. Ain't no one that can take a beating like Lock Jaw, I guess it's all the practice you have. 

[Jared LeBlue]

You gotta stay on top of the wave while you can Mike. I figured by now yall done hired guides and have been burning fuel trying to find anything that can some way compete with us. Probably wont work but hey we will give yall an A for effort.

[Smallie_Stalker]

I so look forward to this thread every year. The trash talk is second to none.

[Jared LeBlue]

A little trash Video to back up the trash talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQyXnRjo68s&feature=youtu.be

At 11:03 in the video you will hear Mike say the words that are all to sweet to our ears. Bow bitch bow.

[Brush Hawg]

That's a pretty good video. First time I saw it. Lockjaw has been quiet because they are taking all our statues down. We're just going to have to whip some Yankee ass and get some more hardware to replace it. LOCKJAW!

[Mike Cork]

You gotta stay on top of the wave while you can Mike. I figured by now yall done hired guides and have been burning fuel trying to find anything that can some way compete with us. Probably wont work but hey we will give yall an A for effort.

yep cause that Toledo Bend wave has a way of catching up and breaking your boat in half!!!

[Mike Cork]

Lock Jaw, I just want to say we love each and everyone of you! I wanted to get that on record because I fear for your lives. This is a summer tournament this year ( you can't hide on the bank ) and that means open water fishing. Your redneck bathtubs may not get you out and back safely. Please wear your life jackets and tell Jimmy to wear two...

Oh and you'll have to update your reels, the 1902 stuff you're using won't reach the bottom on those off shore fish. Since you don't have boat payments on your rafts with weedeaters you should stop by BPS and get some of them fancy smancy $39 Extremes, they'll work just fine. If you stop at a willow tree on the way to the lake to up grade your rods, don't be lazy this time reach deep into the tree and get something at least an inch in diameter. Those deep bass get big!

I'll bring some baits for you, and just like last year I'll even tell you where to fish them 

Jared make sure you sit your club down and explain how dangerous big water is. Explain that when the grass cutter quits working they can't just step in the water and walk home. It would probably be a good idea to get a map out and have everyone mark on it where they are fishing. (remind them they won't see the mark when they get there so it's still secret) We all know that it's easy for your club to get lost with all those boat roads confusing them with signs and all. You might want to get them all a burner phone and plug your number in it so they only have to hit one button to call you when they are in trouble. You know like last year, when the boat disentagrates on the way to the hot GPS coordinates I gave you all...

Again we love you but this year we are concerned it might be too much for ya'll. One last thing, please send everyone to tornado identification school. I don't know if your boys are brave or uneducated, probably the later. But anyone that will sit in the middle of a lake and worry about which direction the train is coming from needs to learn to look UP!

[Lipripper]

Lock Jaw, I just want to say we love each and everyone of you! I wanted to get that on record because I fear for your lives. This is a summer tournament this year ( you can't hide on the bank ) and that means open water fishing. Your redneck bathtubs may not get you out and back safely. Please wear your life jackets and tell Jimmy to wear two...

Oh and you'll have to update your reels, the 1902 stuff you're using won't reach the bottom on those off shore fish. Since you don't have boat payments on your rafts with weedeaters you should stop by BPS and get some of them fancy smancy $39 Extremes, they'll work just fine. If you stop at a willow tree on the way to the lake to up grade your rods, don't be lazy this time reach deep into the tree and get something at least an inch in diameter. Those deep bass get big!

I'll bring some baits for you, and just like last year I'll even tell you where to fish them 

Jared make sure you sit your club down and explain how dangerous big water is. Explain that when the grass cutter quits working they can't just step in the water and walk home. It would probably be a good idea to get a map out and have everyone mark on it where they are fishing. (remind them they won't see the mark when they get there so it's still secret) We all know that it's easy for your club to get lost with all those boat roads confusing them with signs and all. You might want to get them all a burner phone and plug your number in it so they only have to hit one button to call you when they are in trouble. You know like last year, when the boat disentagrates on the way to the hot GPS coordinates I gave you all...

Again we love you but this year we are concerned it might be too much for ya'll. One last thing, please send everyone to tornado identification school. I don't know if your boys are brave or uneducated, probably the later. But anyone that will sit in the middle of a lake and worry about which direction the train is coming from needs to learn to look UP!

Good one Mike.

[Zuk]

I must say the smack talk is weak this year! Seeing Mike work so hard on trying to ruffle some feathers is awesome. Speaking of Ol' Corkie, he has announced his retirement, after all the blood, sweat & tears... All the stitches, staples and reconstructive sugeries... Its gonna be nice seeing you walk normal again. I would like to say Congrats to Russ, Your the 2017 UBCS Pivot Man!


                                                               P.S. Sorry Gullo you lost again!

[Jared LeBlue]

[Jared LeBlue]

Lock Jaw, I just want to say we love each and everyone of you! I wanted to get that on record because I fear for your lives. This is a summer tournament this year ( you can't hide on the bank ) and that means open water fishing. Your redneck bathtubs may not get you out and back safely. Please wear your life jackets and tell Jimmy to wear two...

Oh and you'll have to update your reels, the 1902 stuff you're using won't reach the bottom on those off shore fish. Since you don't have boat payments on your rafts with weedeaters you should stop by BPS and get some of them fancy smancy $39 Extremes, they'll work just fine. If you stop at a willow tree on the way to the lake to up grade your rods, don't be lazy this time reach deep into the tree and get something at least an inch in diameter. Those deep bass get big!

I'll bring some baits for you, and just like last year I'll even tell you where to fish them 

Jared make sure you sit your club down and explain how dangerous big water is. Explain that when the grass cutter quits working they can't just step in the water and walk home. It would probably be a good idea to get a map out and have everyone mark on it where they are fishing. (remind them they won't see the mark when they get there so it's still secret) We all know that it's easy for your club to get lost with all those boat roads confusing them with signs and all. You might want to get them all a burner phone and plug your number in it so they only have to hit one button to call you when they are in trouble. You know like last year, when the boat disentagrates on the way to the hot GPS coordinates I gave you all...

Again we love you but this year we are concerned it might be too much for ya'll. One last thing, please send everyone to tornado identification school. I don't know if your boys are brave or uneducated, probably the later. But anyone that will sit in the middle of a lake and worry about which direction the train is coming from needs to learn to look UP!

Yep and with all yall fancy stuff we can still beat yall with cane poles.

[Jared LeBlue]

I must say the smack talk is weak this year! Seeing Mike work so hard on trying to ruffle some feathers is awesome. Speaking of Ol' Corkie, he has announced his retirement, after all the blood, sweat & tears... All the stitches, staples and reconstructive sugeries... Its gonna be nice seeing you walk normal again. I would like to say Congrats to Russ, Your the 2017 UBCS Pivot Man!


                                                               P.S. Sorry Gullo you lost again!

Congrats Russ you have some big shoes to fill. Mike you did great job all these years, it's ashame what Jimmy did to that tail bone. Gullo keep trying buddy you will get your turn.

[Mike Cork]

 


Don't worry Russ if you can maintain and average walking speed they can't catch you and keep that up for 100 yards and they are gasping for air... Probably all that southern fried food.

[Zuk]

LMAO!


But what makes you think he's gonna run!

[Jared LeBlue]

 

[Zuk]

It's kind of funny you said that, we never had to go look for you. And Ol' Foggy was always willing to hold the flashlight, I can still hear Foggy saying " Just tap out Mike" but you hung in there til the last drop.

[Jared LeBlue]

Mike in lieu of your recent retirement from all of us here at Lock Jaw we would like to dedicate this song to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA4_O3oeJCw

[Jared LeBlue]

It's kind of funny you said that, we never had to go look for you. And Ol' Foggy was always willing to hold the flashlight, I can still hear Foggy saying " Just tap out Mike" but you hung in there til the last drop.

Damn Zuk you just gave Mike a new Nickname. We can call him Folgers.

[Mike Cork]

Y'all tag teaming me I don't have a prayer against dem Cajuns... where's the TCTC crew?

[Jared LeBlue]

Dude they stuck you out.