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Wildcat26

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Well, I did see the weight TC posted from their Grand Bayou tournament earlier in the month and it did not strike fear into our hearts. Our reaction was more like a belly laugh.  I did not know you could catch five bass that small.


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Oh you didn't know, that was a big bass only tournament :shocking: didn't want to sore mouth all of our fish :-*
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Got to go to lunch then go interview some suspects. At least I have a fun afternoon to past the time.  See ya'll at the Grand ~c~ ~c~

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Have fun with those guys or gals and we will see you soon, it's going to be a great time at the Grand :toot:
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Ohhhhhh Wildcat buddy,

Don't forget that someone with TCTC lives in your backyard......... ~shade ~shade :P

I can get whatever the guys need down here, but I really don't think Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion for your southern butts will be all that hard to find on your way home. :roll2: :roll2:

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Dem dere Yankee fish sure ate up my Little George's something fierce.  Hope I get to visit one of them Yankee sportin goods stores up there maybe find me some of that 2# flourocarbonated line or some of that Carolina rigging.  Us southerners ain't used to all those fancy terms and techniques.  We just throw out our cocahoe's on a 3/8 oz jig and hold on.
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hey brush hawg,

bring your Henderson map some we can compare notes for the next trip there......

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Just a little to tip to my fellow southerners how to irritate a yankee (Alexandria North):
* Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.

* Pronounce all one syllable words with two.

* When giving directions, finish with "it's right down yonder on the left."

* Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.

* When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"

* Talk loudly and often about SEC football or ACC basketball.

* Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.

* Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.

* Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.

* Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie -- John Michael -- Jim Bob. . .)

* Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War", always interject that "there was nothing civil about it."

* Address all males as "son" and females as "little lady".

* Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's "pee-can."

* Put Tabasco on everything.

* For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!" say , "Well I'll be, my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"

* When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies. . . banana ones.

* Name all of your children "Bubba."

* Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.

* "Mash" buttons. "Cut" off lights. "Carry" the kids to school. "Fetch" something.

* Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin to do" something.

* Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.

* Be sure to include "yes/no ma'am/sir" in all conversations..

* Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco. Or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right there. . ." "You said left." "Did I? Well, turn left there and follow it until you see a big fish on your left. I remember when that fish used to be on the other side of town.."

* Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.

* Call 'em a yankee. Works every time.
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Good ones Brush Hawg.

And just know everyone....the TCTC bunch has a motto...

We stay ready to avoid having to get ready.

Bring on the fishing and fun.
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Rickoos you must be a yankee at heart, southerns don't use vasoline, we use Boudreaux's Butt Paste.
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